Knockin heads and talkin trash :)
"Tuesday afternoon, I ain’t got shit to do but fall in love with you. "
Dixie Chicks - Cowboy Take Me Away
I wanna be the only one
For miles and miles
Except for maybe you
And your simple smile
We learn to keep smiling even when we’re out of bloody marry mix.
- *my mom comes home late*
- Me: another date? Things must be getting pretty serious
- My mom: i guess but wanna know the sad part about that?
- Me: what?
- My mom: im 50, just divorced. I have a boyfriend and you dont.
- Me: oh... excuse me, im just gonna go end my pathetic life now. Please feed my cats.